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Joke of the Day
"God must have really liked saturn"
Next Joke
"Him:I'm not going to use this taxi company again. They nearly killed me this morning Me:don't be so hasty darling...give them another chance"
"I am so glad that I poop in a toilet, rather than a bag. Given that I did that for 14 months of my life, perspective is a nice thing."
"What did the donkey say to its dick? That's a pretty big donkey dick."
"The guy installing the new security system said we should upgrade because of the increasing crime rate. Typical alarmist."
"How did the chicken cross the street in the ghetto In a bucket"
"I learned a very important lesson at Mount Rushmore. The best presidents were stoned."
"Yes, It's true eagles can soar... ...but at least weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"My wife is terrified of thunderstorms. The banging outside the window is horrendous, but if we let her in she'll just get the dog all wet."
"""conference"" comes from the Latin ""con"" meaning ""together with"" and ""ference"" meaning ""the worst people on earth"""