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Joke of the Day

"I havent talked to my wife in 6 months. I got a slap the last time I interupted her."

"My new years resolution is the same as last year. 1920x1080"

"I usually close my eyes when I kiss girls. Not as much pepper spray gets in that way."

"Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat? Because it was clothed."

"Today I went to a zoo. It was empty except for a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"My friend said he didn't mind homosexuality, just didn't like it in his bedroom. I asked, ""have you tried the kitchen?"""

"Just a small joke Your penis"

"Now let me tell you a joke about a hair dryer... ... nah nevermind. It blows."

"Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people But I don't want to stoop to their level."

"The dream of a every man with a fat belly... Is to just look down and be able to see his willy."