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Joke of the Day

"I'v been catfishing my best friend Dave for the last 3 weeks. He's gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I'm showing these emails to his wife."

"Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler? Darth Vader is Luke's dad."

"A big girl once came up to me and said ""I think you're fatist."" I said ""No. I think you're fattest."""

"What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU? Women Say the Darndest Things"

"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."

"Trainer: OK this week we are cutting carbs. Me: Wait, what - even macaroni & cheese? Trainer: Ya. Me: ...I think we should see other people."

"Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds."

"Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza doesn't scream in an oven."

"Learning to write jokes is like when you first start having sex... You think it's easy and it's gonna make people happy but you end up just leaving people feeling confused and disappointed"

"The last stall in the bathroom at work Has a really, noisy creaky door when you open it. There's some scary shit going on in there......."