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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU? Women Say the Darndest Things"

"A second Limerick There was a young man from Nantucket, With a dick so long he could suck it, As he wiped of his chin, He said with a grin, If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it"

"When I was a kid, you could go into a corner shop with $1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freedos and a magazine. Nowadays, CCTV everywhere."

"What do you call a person that worships NASCAR? A racist!"

"How do you piss off an emo? Give them a dull razor."

"""You're under arrest for trespassing."" ""On what grounds?"" -FromJokester4Android"

"Never date a philosophy major My last girlfriend was one and she spent most of her time trying to prove that I didn't exist"

"Why does Bruce Willis always play the bald guy?"

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he."

"Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest? Because he was barefooted!!!"