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Joke of the Day

"Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler? Darth Vader is Luke's dad."

"Just unfollowed a bunch of people funnier than me. Now my tweets seem, you know, funnier. Tomorrow I unfollow all the good-looking people."

"What's the difference between the Seahawks and a cheap hooker? The hooker won't choke on six inches."

"Boob. B (top view) oo (front view) b (side view)"

"Why did the cow drink his own milk? He needed the cowlcium."

"Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!"

"I was going to tell a joke about maize... But then I decided it was too corny."

"It was 180 degrees went I went out for my run today... ...so I turned around and went back inside."

"Sex with homeless people is in-tents."

"What does a cow use to solve math problems? A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun."