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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nazi interrogater say to the clock that would only tick? ""Ve have vays of making you tock!"""

"The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"What kind of exercise did Jesus do? Crossfit"

"I like when you see a guy with a beard and you can immediately tell he's fashioned his entire thing/vibe/life around having that beard."

"""When a girl says 'Awww Thanks!', it means she's politely asking you to return to the friend zone that you just tried to escape from."""

"Why is it warmer near the corners of a room? Cause they're at 90 degrees."

"The bartender poured me a scotch and asked me what I thought of it. I told her it was neat."

"What does a Jewish barista do? He brews!"

"Where does a salmon go to deposit a check? To the river bank!"

"Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste."