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Joke of the Day

"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."

"What is the difference between a chihuahua humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? The pit bull gets to finish."

"Me: Don't tell me you've never thought about having sex with me. Her: No, I never have.... Me: I asked you not to tell me that."

"How does Father Christmas request a four-way at a brothel? Ho ho ho"

"Did you hear about the chicken that broke its wishbone? Its ok it was a lucky break"

"My girlfriend was crying after she had a miscarriage... I said, ""don't worry hunny, at least it was still born..."""

"How to make a charity 1. find someone in need 2. Create an organization and donate all revenue to said someone 3. ??? 4. nonprofit"

"Why did the father of the asian couple know the baby was not his? Because two Wongs don't make a white"

"News to me: When they wash your hair after a haircut, it's considered rude to say ""your breasts smell like a ham sandwich""."

"Someone should invent bass gloves. So people stop dropping it."