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Joke of the Day

"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's really heavy and the other's a little lighter."

"In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man"

"What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? **An immigrant.**"

"What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high? The electrician knows where the ground is."

"What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear? Hor-crocs."

"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? The teacher says, "" SPIT OUT THAT GUM!"" but a train says, "" CHOO CHOO"""

"What do you call a gay in the middle of the ocean? Flambuoyant :)"

"*checking out of Hotel California* You can check-out any time you like ""Okay yes, now"" But you can never leave! ""Ugh where's your manager"""

"Have you heard the joke about what's in the egg Sorry, you wouldn't find it funny it's more of an inside yolk."