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Joke of the Day

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"Here's what I know about girls. If she's angry, it will pass. If she goes silent, leave the country, change your name & start a new life."

"A Muslim enters the United States Oh sorry thought it was still 2016."

"My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're more brave than I am."

"The problem with grammar nazis? They're anti-semantic."

"[cash4gold] Man in a coat: [holding gold bar] ""How much is this worth?"" ""It's 25 carats..."" [8 rabbits rustle excitedly beneath trench-coat]"

"I'm so high, I just tried to Google ""My favorite songs""."

"Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off."

"What does a dyslexic zombie say? Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!"

"Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman? Batman can go into a store without robin...."