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Joke of the Day

"Your garbage disposal eats better than most of the world."

"What was the middle aged man charged with when he was found fondling a calf? Sexual Moolestion"

"I have often wanted to drown my sorrows. But, I can't get my wife to go swimming."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? can't jam peanut butter in your ass"

"LPT: Dont buy French bread You will get nothing but Pain"

"What is jewish Pokemontrainer called? Ash"

"Gran's always up for a laugh, so for a bit of a practical joke, I put her walking stick out of her reach .. I just can't believe she fell for it."

"Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex."

"I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it."

"I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there"