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Joke of the Day
"What is jewish Pokemontrainer called? Ash"
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"The thing that sucks about hanging out with my friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone and know how little I answer their texts."
"Clinton didn't faint due to heat exhaustion... ... she was just doing her steel beam impression."
"How is having sex with a woman and eating at KFC similar? After you're done with the juicy breasts and the tender thighs, all there's left to do is to throw the bone in the greasy box."
"My vaccume cleaner sucks because it doesn't suck... Unlike my other vaccume cleaner, which doesn't suck because it sucks. (co-writing credit to smarties pants u/lord_of_the_realm)"
"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! ^tee ^hee"
"This lady just licked her finger and wiped her daughters face... <--Hands her some Listerine and gets in line to be cleaned"
"Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest"
"I'm obsessed with power buttons They just turn me on."
"What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&M club? ""Troll in the dungeon!"""