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Joke of the Day

"Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex."

"My parents used to tell me this one. Where did the general keep his armies? Up his sleevies."

"At first I wondered why the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me."

"How do you make holy water? Fill a pot with water and boil the hell out of it."

"What did the rednecks do for thanksgiving? Pump kin pie. Happy Canadian Turkeyday, you sick bastards!"

"Another knock knock joke I can tell knock knock jokes to my dog because when I say ""Knock, knock."" He starts barking and runs to the door... Stupid dog ! There's never anyone !!!"

"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."

"did you hear the one about the arguing grandfather clocks? one chimed in and other tocked over him. also they were both racists"

"Jackasses and Onions What do you get when you cross a Donkey and an Onion??? You get a great piece of ASS that brings a tear to your eyes!!!!"

"How can you tell if a groom is Polish? He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt."