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Joke of the Day

"I heard this amazing joke the other day, made me laugh so hard. Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten it."

"I killed a girl who posted too many selfies.I think i can claim selfie-defence."

"People keeping New Years resolutions"

"When I was a kid we didn't add flavor to our medicine and it tasted like shit but we liked it because we liked being not dead."

"What does a horny man living in Northern Russia need? He needs two jacket."

"Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse? She's only attracted to colored guys."

"What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top? Attire."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he's too short to be an Essay."

"I noticed a bank teller having trouble counting coins so i bumped into his desk and knocked some cents into him."

"I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.. Please don't buy it."