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Joke of the Day
"Forrest Gump What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password ? 1forrest1"
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"Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm? They're called *Hispanic! At the Disco*."
"Life is a lot like sex... It's way too short and rarely lives up to the expectation."
"Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already."
"Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job? He tried fighting fire with fire."
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"""
"i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he's nice enough to say both their first & last name"
"Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink oink '!"
"*throws up gang signs* *never eats gang signs again*"
"Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise."