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Joke of the Day

"Blind People: at your next barbecue hold an ear of corn up and yell ""WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?"" (non-blind people: please read this to blinds)"

"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an es'e"

"Why don't cows play poker? Because it's a high steaks game"

"Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter? Because he might fiddle with your kids."

"Why did the unicycle win the race? Because the bicycle was two tired."

"People that whip their seats back on airplanes are almost certainly terrible lovers."

"Saying that you were touched by Jesus... ...is a completely different story in a Mexican prison."

"Helium walks into a bar... The bar man says, ""Hey! We don't serve your kind!"" Helium doesn't react."

"why did the Marty Mcfly cross the road... Because nobody calls him chicken!"

"An iPhone 7 walks into a bar ... I'll have a Jack please!"