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Joke of the Day

"Whats the easiest way to annoy someone?"

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"If you haven't taken at least 25,000 pictures of your cat then you shouldn't have a cat."
"Fun Game: 1. Glue dark sunglasses to all pigeons in a park. 2. Poke stranger on the shoulder. 3. Whisper, ""I think we're being watched..."""
"Two wrongs don't make a right Take your parents for example."
"I'm 0C and what is this? Get it? Lol"
"So a Trabi owner pulls up to a gas station... ...and says to the attendant: ""Two windscreen wipers for my Trabi please."" The attendant replies: ""That sounds like a good deal!"""
"Daddy what is a transvestite? ""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"Whats best joke aboot canada? I'm canadian and i was just wondering"
"What did Batman say to The Joker ? I like to Fuck Pigs !! Lol !!"
"Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree? Because he couldn't bark"