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Joke of the Day
"Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree? Because he couldn't bark"
Next Joke
"I'm glad they call themselves attorneys-at-law. I wouldn't want to accidently hire an attorney-at-baking or an attorney-at-pottery."
"Test post, do not click. You suck at following directions."
"What did the submissive Native American woman say while having sex? ""Permission Tecumseh?"""
"The time machine of tomorrow. Today."
"Why do farts smell? So the deaf can enjoy them."
"I don't normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?"
"Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender!"
"Christian epileptics don't appreciate when you tell them ""Jesus is the reason for the seizin"""