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Joke of the Day
"What did Batman say to The Joker ? I like to Fuck Pigs !! Lol !!"
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"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."
"if your partner has her time of the month this or next week it will be the christmas period"
"a friend took Exlax and viagra at the same time... .. he didnt know if he was coming or going."
"When people say they want to give a voice to the voiceless I say like a ventriloquist?"
"I just put a girl in the hospital. I'm in charge of hiring new nurses."
"Which war was the hungriest? Viet-nom."
"I'm sick of people knocking on my door, begging. There's just been a woman asking for donations for a sperm bank........ I gave her a right fcuking mouthful."
"And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end"
"Who is responsible for a planes rough landing? It's not the passengers fault, it's the not the flight attendants fault, it's the asphalt."