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Joke of the Day
"When you get 3 out of 4, its... not half bad!"
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"Do they make a Rosetta Stone for women's moods yet?"
"Cop: Know why I stopped u? ""Cuz im going too fast?"" Cop: Yes, slow down. ""But it's been 6 months-"" Cop: U can't move in with her yet."
"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"
"Old Lady at the bank I work at a bank, and one time an old lady asked if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"Even paranoids have enemies."
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