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Joke of the Day
"If ""Pizza?"" is the question, ""Pizza!"" is the answer."
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"Me: You need to eat vegetables instead of candy if you want to be tall. 4-year-old: I'll just be small and happy."
"In California... Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries? ...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures."
"SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS"
"Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?"
"I think I will start calling my wife ""My Customer"" since she is always right..."
"What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail? You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail? p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this"
"[Eating ribs at BBQ Joint] ""Would you like a Wet-Nap?"" No thanks, I had one this afternoon."
"Top 10 inappropriate songs to sing at a children's karaoke party; 10 - Sometimes When We Touch"
"Why did the prostitute die? Because fuck you, thats why."