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Joke of the Day
"If ""Pizza?"" is the question, ""Pizza!"" is the answer."
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"""who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??"""
"There was a massive fight in the chip shop yesterday! A fish got battered."
"Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast."
"What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common? Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout ""JESUS CHRIST!"""
"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."
"Either way she's getting a D I can't remember if she asked me for my class notes or for a dick picture, either way she's getting a D."
"If my wife ends an argument with ""Fine, do what you want!"" I'm pretty sure the words ""If you do, I'll stab you in your sleep"" are implied."
"We're sorry, the number you have dialed... 911 has been changed to a non-published number. Please make a note of it."
"How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek? Because it's whey strained."