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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar? You'd think the third guy would've ducked."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come."

"Absolutely is my favourite nothing to do..."

"If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners."

"yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell"

"I have to go to twitter for my news because the news is too busy showing me tweets."

"""Opportunity"" doesn't always knock the door... Last night she walked in our room when we were in a compromising position. Kids these days!"

"To all future Canadian inmigrants: Mexico welcomes you!"

"I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good"

"A ghost walks into a bar ""Sorry sir"" the barmen says, ""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""