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Joke of the Day

"So.. this pickup line works Knock Knock. Who's there? Sex with. Sex with who? Sex with me!"

"My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?"

"You hang Up. ""No you hang Up."" No YOU hang Up. ""No YOU hang Up."" - couple fighting while hanging Pixar movie posters"

"Life is a lot like sex... It's way too short and rarely lives up to the expectation."

"What do you call a seagull over the bay? A Bagel"

"Dear bed, I'm SO sorry I left you. I don't know what I was thinking. Please take me back."

"Told my black co-worker that I'm avoiding Africans at the airport this weekend. His response: ""I'm avoiding them everywhere!"""

"I signed up for an online culinary school. I still can't cook, but I made cookies!"

"My signature move is having my phone connected for hours to a charger that's not even plugged in."

"Sunday Family Humour 3rd August - a Weekly light humour magazine for all the family"