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Joke of the Day

"So.. this pickup line works Knock Knock. Who's there? Sex with. Sex with who? Sex with me!"

"How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard."

"If I was antisocial I wouldn't have just ordered a pizza over the phone."

"I drink a glass of red wine a day for health benefits. The other 7 glasses are just for me."

"Mark Ruffalo is the name you could most likely teach a dog to say."

"Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night."

"Don't ever debate with an absurdist... because you will always chair apple man with hands for eyes."

"If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a German oven?"

"Made a graph of my past relationships I have an ex-axis and a why-axis"

"You want to hear a paper pun? It's tearable."