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Joke of the Day
"You look like a before picture."
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"What do you call someone that lives next a horse? Their neighbor"
"Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways? All that Muslim hatred can really run you down."
"Perverts have made it so you can't even park your makeshift surveillance van conspicuously outside girls' college diving team meets anymore."
"*Stands guard with scissors and tinsel* Wait, you said ""wrap battle"", right?"
"I told a girl she had drawn her eyebrows on too high... She looked surprised."
"What do Hutts use to program computers? JabbaScript"
"Is that chili in your pocket, or are you just terrified to see me?"
"""Hot damn!"" - the Nazi's probably after their dams were destroyed. I don't know; I'm not a historian. It's just an educated guess."
"I love how Xanax spelled backwards is retard"