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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe"
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"I'm busier than... a Catholic priest at a church lock in."
"what do you call... what do you call a bad noodle? AM IMPASTA!"
"Did you hear about the drunken idiot who flew into a black hole? I don't think he understood the gravity of his situation."
"North Korea claiming they test fired a big rock at Russia."
"Why don't snakes have balls? Because hardly any of them know how to dance."
"And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest pulled out his tie and wet his pants."
"God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy."
"What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A churro."
"I beat off with a hammer cuz I'm bad to the bone."