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Joke of the Day
"I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy"
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"Knock knock... Who's there? An owl says..."
"Roses are red... This one is screwed up, you've been warned. /our flag is too /raise your hand to the sky /and gas all the jews"
"What programming language was used to create piratebay? R."
"just read an article about the horrible effects of binge drinking and fuck that im never reading again"
"My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one."
"People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time."
"I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out. It felt good being on the winning side for once."
"Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!"
"Whenever I wear shorts it looks like I murdered a fat toddler and stole his pants."