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Joke of the Day

"Three-legged dog A three-legged dog walks into a saloon and says to the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."""

"*At Railway station Me : Can I get a return ticket please? Station attendant : Where to? Me : Here."

"Will Smith was convicted They found fresh prints at the scene...."

"Hillary is like the George Washington of 2016. She cannot tell a lie."

"What is better then roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."

"30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her."

"*narrows my eyes at you suspiciously* *keeps narrowing them* *closes them entirely* [naps]"

"I'm no accountant but I'm thinking if you sold your Escalade, you could probably afford a lawnmower. Maybe even some paint for the house."

"I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"My Life I just lost like 500 on betting..What the fuck am i doing with my life"