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Joke of the Day
"[keeps slapping empty glass ketchup bottle until the entire cafe is silent]"
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"did you hear about this new website which will have lots of info about penises they are planning to call it dickipedia"
"""Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!"" -Dolphin realtor"
"Me: Dad, am I adopted? Dad: Shit, like I'd have picked you?"
"When a track star gets best time in a race they ""Break a record"" but when I do it I've ""Falsely entered a Special Olympics event""."
"Women age like fine wine... In my basement"
"Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!"
"Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"M.C. Escher was born on this day in 1898. Although if you study the timeline of his life, it also looks like he was born in 8681."