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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!"

"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts"

"What do you call a hookers fart? A prostitoot"

"My boyfriend is the best cook With only two nuts, a sausage and some milk he can fill my stomach for 9 months."

"Having sex was like riding a bicycle for the first time... My dad was there holding me from the back."

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West... ...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone..."

"Fact: You can burn up to 10 calories a minutes while having sex... Related: Looking for a workout partner."

"What would you rather bea or wasp?"

"If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?"

"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."