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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Break that faggots spine."
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"Why do Jews like to watch porn backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"Why do woman have faces? So you know what cunts yours. I have to get a ratio of woman to man down/up votes for this haha.."
"I used to sell office supplies to the mafia, file cabinets and label makers and such I was involved in very organized crime"
"A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her follows you behind."
"Pedophiles 2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile. I don't. I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds."
"Jessica Simpson has already taught her daughter everything she knows."
"My friends were making fun of Starlord I told them that Pratt Shaming isn't welcome in my house"
"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""
"Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose? because AIR IS FREE"