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Joke of the Day

"For most, bikini season lasts a few short summer months, but I catch enough & store them so efficiently I can eat bikini all year round."

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"Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale? Their prices can't be beat Have you heard about their guitar sale? The prices are solo"
"Aliens are taking people with . . . . . . .Big Dicks! Dont worry you are safe! Im just telling my favourite alternative news site that i wont be around for a while!"
"What did Hitler get the Jews for Christmas? Nothing. Jews don't celebrate Christmas."
"When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup..."
"Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President"
"Beefy right wing joke The maniacal right wing, cow-worshipping saffron brigade in India...is it true they never hold a beef against someone?"
"My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents"
"What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards? A receding hare line!"
"My doctor asked me what I use to prevent Sexually Transmitted Diseases. . . I said: my face."