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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] I got an awesome handjob from my barber after my haircut Just one of the many benefits to cutting your own hair"

"Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend."

"My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, ""Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."" *Soft kiss*"

"Did you hear about the incest convention? Every mother-fucker was there!"

"What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"What is the difference between a priest and a pedophile? A pedophile does not get tax exemptions for raping young boys."

"What's the hot new romance novel for nerds 256 shades of grey"

"Who punishes Colorado underage smokers? COPD"

"What do you call an asian walking a dog? A vegetarian."

"How does a penguin build its house ? Igloos it together"