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Joke of the Day

"What's the hot new romance novel for nerds 256 shades of grey"

"Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because he had a javelin through his head."

"I tried dusting after five energy drinks now my house is on fire."

"What's a Call of Duty player's favorite social media website? Fazebook"

"Why did Germany lose WW2? Three Reichs and you're out"

"I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents. Mine can't even find the butter in the fridge."

"I had sex in an orchard today. I came in cider."

"""I wish I had the money to buy a million watermelons..."" ""What will you do with a million watermelons?"" ""I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."""

"What's 13 inches long, stiff, and makes a woman scream all night long? Crib-death"