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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the incest convention? Every mother-fucker was there!"
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"How do you pleasure a capitalist? An invisible handjob."
"""Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"" ""That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"""
"Sometimes I'm so pessimistic, I feel like a German vegetarian I'm always fearing the wurst"
"I wish I could hang out with Gwen Stefani. We would discuss which shit is/isn't bananas."
"Cosmo says ""untamed va-jay-jays"" are back in style. Can't they call them car wash mitts like the rest of us?"
"Why don't black people get on cruise ships? They're not falling for that again."
"My fake ID's finally ready. Can't wait to order off the kids' menu!!"
"Her: Dude, back off. You're totally scaring away all the hot guys checking me out at the gym. Me: You do realize I'm your boyfriend right?"
"Q: Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach? A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers."