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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with his hand up a horse's ass? An Amish mechanic."
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"Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?"
"Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian"
"Going to open a Vietnamese restaurant and name it Viet Nom Nom Nom."
"I'm so sick of political jokes... I've seen too many get elected."
"What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart? Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol"
"I'm shit at remembering names. But isn't every Tom, Rick, and Larry"
"Her: what's your favorite thing about our date tonight? Me: that it's almost over"
"You gotta love North Korea Especially if you're a North Korean"
"We all missed harambe Except the bullet!"