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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with his hand up a horse's ass? An Amish mechanic."
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"What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment."
"Still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about my love note that was passed to the wrong boy in kindergarten."
"[internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on"
"is your name melissa? ""yes"" are you married? ""to you sadly"" yes or no please ""yes"" do you like the lie detector I bought for your birthday?"
"A soft taco moved to a bad neighborhood and when he went back to visit his old friends they didn't recognize him... Because he had turned into a hard taco! Hehehe"
"""You make me so wet."" - me, to my shower."
"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They fall through his hands."
"How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello? ""Ni-Hao-dy"""
"I'm crowd funding an organic lettuce purchase from Whole Foods."