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Joke of the Day

"A soft taco moved to a bad neighborhood and when he went back to visit his old friends they didn't recognize him... Because he had turned into a hard taco! Hehehe"

"How do you know if a hippie was at your house? He's still there."

"What comes after a farting competition? Farty!"

"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"

"If I commit suicide, it'll be for a shallow reason, like unrequited texts. But the note I leave will mention world hunger at least 11 times."

"What do you call batman when he misses church? Christian Bail"

"The Bible is Christianity's Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app"

"Why do mathematician never go to the beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan"

"What did the Leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip."

"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Jaun, you've heard Jamal."