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Joke of the Day
"Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years. ""Gotta catch Jamal"""
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"Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that ."
"What are the two fastest things in the world? Second fastest: your butthole snapping shut. Fastest: That little drop of water..."
"How long can a frog hold its breath underwater? Until it croaks..."
"[touching face upon receiving compliment] Glad you like it. But, it's not a teardrop tattoo. It's an Oxford comma."
"A real Picasso painting declared a forgery by a fake authenticator... ...is art officially artificial according to an artificial art official."
"No mom, I can't date him. Well he took that which superhero are you quiz and well...*whispers* he got Daredevil."
"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"
"[CREATING GROUNDHOGS] GOD: a rat dog ANGEL: check GOD: that whispers to white people ANGEL: what? GOD: about the weather ANGEL:"
"Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much? They like to get a long little doggie."