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Joke of the Day

"I booked an hotel in kenya on walking distance from the beach... You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk. [source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]"

"So, saw a couple of transgenders dressed up as super-heroes.. May be Ex-Men"

"Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell ""Hogwash!"""

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea? I've never had a garbanzo on my chest."

"Did you hear about that story about the kid, that brought in a clock to school? It has really blown up in the news."

"Why wouldn't Hillary Clinton let Bill be her IT manager? She was too worried how often the servers would go down on him."

"The difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird!"

"Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too. They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan"

"Teacher and student Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know they were catholics."