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Joke of the Day
"There's a good chance Dr. Phil has jerked off to the Domino's Pizza Tracker."
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"My neighbors complain about me throwing my cigarette butts on the lawn but they'll be pumped when a cigarette tree sprouts in the spring"
"I think I just caught the Zika virus... I met a Brazilian girl and she gave me a little head."
"If trump doesn't get the Republican nomination There will be hell toupe (Converted from another joke found in this board!)"
"Donald Trump told me what his favorite childhood game was. Bashing the Mexican Pinata."
"Why are gluten-free children so healthy? Because they're not inbred."
"Why cant clinton stand straight? Because she is Crooked."
"A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup. The guy responds. ""Depends, are you trying to kill the Batman?"""
"When I'm empty-handed my dog doesn't know what the word 'sit' means, but if I have a treat she can perform neurosurgery."
"It's Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!"