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Joke of the Day
"I don't want my wife any longer. Her height is perfect."
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"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an AR 15? One is responsible for the deaths of Americans, the other is an inanimate object."
"Progeria jokes get old real quick."
"I'm trying to make out with my gf tonight without sucess. Any activity subjection? Not movies."
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to your house!!! Alright, that was a lame joke...here's another: * Knock, Knock. * Who's There? * THE CHICKEN!!!"
"I got in touch with my inner child and the little shit hung up on me."
"i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash"
"What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants? Oh look! A heard of elephants."
"What does Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common? Both their last greatest hits was the wall."
"kanye west slowly pacing around the room to avoid a bee but insisting that he's not scared of it"