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Joke of the Day
"What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? ""*-Gag*-"""
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"I wanted to make friends but I had no facebook So I went out on the street and started shouting what I cooked, ate or drank. Right now I've got 3 followers - two cops and a psychiatrist"
"More girls chase after me everyday than Leonardo, Channing Tatum and Ronaldo combined -Bus driver"
"What's the difference between Jews and Christians? Jews get really angry, but Christians just get a little cross."
"Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!"
"[yelling to the person i'm dancing with at the club] I HAVE SLEEP APNEA"
"so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall."
"a sphincter says what? pants up, dont poop."
"My wife accused me of being immature... ...so I told her to get out of my fort."
"What is the difference between British beer and a pussy? The pussy only tastes like piss at the start."