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Joke of the Day

"Manufacturing Landmines I started manufacturing Landmines in my basement thinking that it'd be cheaper than buying them, but it still cost me an arm and a leg"

"Three advantages of Alzheimers One: You meet new people everyday. Two: On Easter Day you can hide your own eggs. Three: You meet new people everyday."

"Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road... One turns to the other and say ""I never came this way before""."

"[creating humans] GOD: Make them imperfect... ANGEL: Okay...done... GOD: Now make them apologize to Me all the time for being imperfect."

"I took a taste from the bag of white powder I found in my son's backpack and my worst fears were realized. Gymnastic chalk."

"Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years ""Unpresidented"""

"*slips a 20* How about a private dance ""Okay let's go"" *heads to private room* ""You ready?"" Oh hell yeah *we both do the cha cha slide*"

"When Kate Middleton goes into labor, the doctor will say ""the baby is crowning!"" and they'll laugh and laugh"

"People need to realize that racism is a complicated is a complicated issue It isn't just black and white"

"In a recent football game, a player sustained injuries, and the manager was fired after sending on the wrong player to replace him. Whoops, wrong sub."