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Joke of the Day
"A group of crows killed an innocent person It really was a murder scene"
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"What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church? Christian Bale"
"Bought one of those tennis racket looking bug zappers today. My god, where have you been all my life. What fun! Oooh, here comes the dog...."
"I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they're 21."
"My girlfriend's a bouncer I only found out because I saw her fall out of a window."
"What do you call a Palestinian women? A Jewish Fuck Bag."
"""someone bring me soup."" -every hot girl with a cold ever"
"How do pirates sing the ABC's? abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z"
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.... We'll see about that"
"Mom used to say the only accessory a fashionable girl needs is a virtuous reputation. But it's bracelets."