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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun says, ""Bejesus, I'm in the wrong joke!"""

"Why does Naruto vomit after every meal? He's **BULIMIC!**"

"Difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong-un. One is tyrannical and ruthless dictator, who destroys each and every opposition and other is supreme leader of North Korea."

"First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said. Q. What do you call a line of Barbies? A. A Barbecue!"

"What do you call a discounted circumcision? A rip off"

"Sometimes my sense of humour is so dark... ... It picks cotton"

"""I nailed that wood so hard I came..."" - Carpenter who really enjoys his job"

"I got arrested for being drunk and disorderly, but I was just laughing hysterically at the cost of organic vegetables."

"if ignorance is bliss then racists must feel like they're always on heroin."

"They say the black community isn't to fond of gay marriage... maybe its for the best.. I mean... who needs two dead beat fathers?"