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Joke of the Day

"no no no today isnt CASUAL friday, its CAUSAL friday. evrythimg u do today has a effect. for example: johnson why r u wearing jeans ur fired"

"I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white."

"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed."

"Average people are mean ."

"Regular sex makes your day. Butt sex makes your hole weak."

"Pal: On your date, go to a French restaurant. And remember! Girls love a wine connoisseur. Later... Me: we'll both have the wine connoisseur"

"If you say ""cash money"" around me, Don't act surprised when I kick you in the ""balls nuts"" See how stupid that sounds?"

"How do you keep your wife screaming after an orgasm? Wipe your dick on the curtains."

"Last night I was so drunk I blew chunks. Chunks is my dog."