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Joke of the Day
"I don't always think I'm right....but whenever I think I'm wrong I tend to be mistaken."
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"Cop: Been drinking tonight, ma'am? Me: No, I'm just dizzy b/c I'm having a heavy flow day. It's really clotty and... Cop: You're free to go."
"Whats the most slippery country? Greece."
"They developed a new type of cough syrup for Elephants with bad tusks. They call it, Robituskin'."
"Did you hear about the scientist who accidentally tripped into his cloning machine? He was really beside himself after that one."
"""Report Spam"" is the elevator close door button of Twitter."
"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."
"What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter."
"A reddit Moderator told me I have to flair my post.... So I replied, ""Well, that's only flair."""
"Why did the chicken get a lawyer Because he knew he was going to get fried in court"