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Joke of the Day
"Not to get technical, but according to Chemistry...Alcohol is a solution."
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"Customer: ""I'm running Windows '95."" Tech: ""Yes."" Customer: ""My computer isn't working now."" Tech: ""Yes you said that."""
"Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'"
"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."
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