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Joke of the Day
"Hungry A man asks a hungry man what makes 2+2 Hungry : 4 loaves"
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"What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night? Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog."
"We could power our entire office with the wind produced from my constant sighing."
"One goldfish to his tankmate: ""If there's no God who changes the water?"""
"In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a ""cronut,"" which is croissant/donut. We call these people ""midiots,"" which is a moron/idiot."
"I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery. I've had it right up to here with them."
"What do you say to a bunch of worried Trump supporters? ""Don't worry, everything is going to be alt-right."""
"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."
"Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it."
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and i ate them because im a velociraptor disguised as a milkshake vendor lol owned"