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Joke of the Day
"When I was 15 I was raising a Tamogochi, not a baby."
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"What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam? Dora the Exploder"
"Why Americans are so bad in geography? They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south."
"""Your present is too big and weirdly shaped to wrap. Oh! What if I buried it in the yard?!"" -me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no."
"What is Niglish? You're an asshole. Just go away."
"This post is a broken pencil It is pointless."
"Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five million."
"What goes after foursome? Awesome..."
"Humpty Dumpty had a good Summer... But he had a *great* Fall!"
"Tried to make my coffee with Red Bull today... I made it all the way to work before I realized I had forgotten my truck."