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Joke of the Day
"Anything you say can and will be held against you boobies"
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"How Wonderful Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller? He was flattered"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."
"What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days? Her husband's salary."
"a guy jacks off with pictures of his girlfriend he realized they were blank"
"Why can't Democrats sell pants? They believe in a single-pair system."
"A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200."
"What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe? I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard."
"there's no attractive way to chase a ping pong ball"
"A magician was driving through a neighborhood... and then he turned into a driveway."