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Joke of the Day
"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"
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"Wake Up People! Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls! The Fall of Constantinople was an inside job!"
"What do you call a chubby girl who's cranky, has bad breath and doesn't screw? You don't call her."
"Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven't tried it either."
"What separates man from animals? According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going to build."
"Why do farmers put bells on cows? Because their horns dont work!"
"The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest."
"I had an ant bite my penis today. it feels like a little prick."
"""Daddy, there's a mime under the bed!"" That's ridiculous, why would you think that? ""Listen!"" *complete silence* OH DEAR GOD RUN"
"What do you call a naked snake A snake because it wears no clothes :D"