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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, your Quest to whore karma is currently unavailable. Please try again later."

"What's the difference between an incomplete riddle?"

"So Chris Brown and Rihanna are now Engaged and they have a song together called ""Ain't nobody's business."" Well, I just wrote my own song called, ""Ain't Nobody Cares!"""

"I find the best way to deal with death is not to be the person who is dead."

"Do you know what a gay snake sounds like? Tthhhhhhh"

"Some girl is stalking me & has been telling ppl I'm her boyfriend. I'm flattered but I prefer to be the psychotic one in the relationship"

"Why do blacks make good athletes? They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers."

"How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She is using sighcology"

"A man walks into a bar... ...and has a concussion."